I wrote too quickly!

Here he is in all his gory...
Perhaps I am the only one who thinks the pun on
"Hope and Change" are funny, but I think it is truly how
the Tea Party Movement feels. Hope and change...
bring us back to the Constitution of the Founding Fathers!
(read: give us back slavery; make said persons only 3/5 of a white land owner; take away women suffrage; put those lazy little children back to work in the factories; re-open the back alley coat hanger clinics; et cetera ad nauseam).
This election is probably the most important I have seen regarding Alaska. Don't let Bristol's spot on "Dancing with the stars" blind you to your civic duty...god damn it!

More Mayhem

I dusted this off from my files and decided to post it for your reading pleasure.
It's been a while, but I tell you Kanji boy....I can't wait for Madame
Editor to run the next issue so I can show the true nature of Joe Miller.
(Damn it, stop salivating....)

Polar Profiling

Yes, it happens here too.
But what can I say? We must have
evolved from the tribal, blood-thirsty chimps.

Tea Party Icons

After being inundated with Easter commercialism earlier this month, a bright light shone on my forehead and transmitted this idea to my mental recesses. I should mention that I heard angels singing and telling me to repent and join the Party of No, but thankfully, I resisted and did this cartoon instead. If you have to ask who each person is, send me an email but please, no kanji.

Captain Zero Addresses Alaska

I thought the statewide address yesterday was hilarious. Had Governor Parnell been the first to bring such a lawsuit, he could possibly be called a pathfinder, ahead of the curve ball, leader of the pack...but no. Mr. Parnell is a tea party panderer and the 13th governor to bring suit against Obama-care. Simply put, he's a lemming and taking us all into the abyss.

Milk'n the Tea Party

Why is it that milk is becoming so prevalent in Alaska? Why is the Mudflats is so addictive?
Why does the Tea Party hate America?
(Perhaps I got the wrong Wasilla tea bagger...
C'est la vie!)
So many questions....
So little time.

He's simply misunderstood!

Let's see...
He allegedly choked his wife on the way to a 2nd amendment (or something) convention in Wasilla.
Was released on bail, paid for by the abused spouse (is this typical?).
Comes back to Bearflanks.
Gets a call on the Liberty Bell network he created to spy on city police violating the rights of an upstanding citizen (who happened to have a tad more than the allotted number of marijuana plants growing in her house).
He stands there, taking notes, and pictures and wonders why the police officers came over to ask him a few questions.
And then they find he is well armed (knife, gun, and funky hat).
Being that he was just released on bail, he was promptly hauled in again.
Yep, this feller is just misunderstood.
(someone please tell me if I have this all wrong)

Let the games begin again!

Alaska never has a dull moment and I look forward to this new year!
Oh and yes little Goodeda 1122 writing in Kanji and filling my comment section with absolute trash...Tammie Wilson is bat shit crazy.