Summertime, and the living is easy....

Ah summer...
Who wants to update blogs when a person could be outside in the garden or riding a bike on Chena Pump (watch for those beer can throwing hill billies). Here's some updates from my two month absence. Twitterjacked deals with Don Young's Twitter account being jacked from some bunny kissing east coast liberals. I thought it would be fun to add real quotes of his flying back into his face. And the other deals with Sarah's visit to a Memorial Day ceremony. Found the story on Progressive Alaska and subsequently on Shannyn Moore's blog. I took the legitimate complaints and like any cartoonist worth his salt, blew it way out of proportion. Some readers, I hear, are getting tired of my Sarah's being scantily clad "tarts" (for those few people who know me, please insert my diabolical laughter here)

Stimulating Sarah

I don't get her. I really don't.
First she doesn't want it,
then she wants a part.
Now she wants most of it, maybe all of it.
(note: I'm beginning to believe a friend's mantra he stole from a rap star, "the bitches are crazy.")
Poor delusional soul. Bless her heart.

Green light!

I am giddy to release this to the public (you two)! The editor wants it out and not to wait for print.
It has been a long time since I've harbored so much rage to stop sketching one idea and throw my evil into something that hit the presses....well, the blog sphere. The "real journalists" won't be picking this story up for a few more days. And they wonder why their jobs are going the way of the dinosaurs. I hate to sound so negative, because right now...blood is in the water and this black tipped reef shark is striking.
By the way, my name is Dan Darrow and I approve this message (sucka).

Two turds with one stone

Sorry for such vulgarity, but now with our new (as of yet approved by the legislature) attorney general, I am afraid this is what the Republican party of Alaska has become. Once a proud history has been reduced to ridicule and well...
shit
(time to sharpen the pencils!)

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to you two who religiously read this blog!
So sorry for my delay...let's just say this new year started off with a
bang and I have been running ever since.
Here are my latest for your enjoyment. The first is of course of my favorite
super hero, Super Fly.
The other, of my favorite mythical creature, Sarah Palin!
(Please forward all complaints and death threats to my editor at the Republic.
Thank you)

Our most useful Congressman

It's been a while. Of course I'm burned out with Sarah Palin and Russians across the way, and politics in general, but Don Young and the quote from Illinois Governor, Begoja-whatever couldn't be passed up easily.
What will next month bring? Will work something on Begich, our newest senator. Gotta welcome him into the fold.

An American Family

Sarah-fest in the Ester Republic this month!
Yes, we all just love her up here in the Great White
North (figuratively and literally). And "all Alaskans" want to drill the
hell out of that frozen
wasteland to garner a few more years of oil.
Drill baby drill drill baby drill....
(excuse me while I vomit)
My wife told me that I cannot publish "those" in a paper, and I agreed
with her, but retorted "The editor can."